The other day I had the following conversation with my mom :
"I saw someone at the store yesterday and when I described her to your father and siblings, everyone had the same reaction.
This woman was wearing a tiara, black and red striped knee socks, and lime green sneakers.
Everyone asked, 'Is Caroline in town?"
"No Mom, I wasn't in town, but I am wearing pink and green knee socks."
Ahhh, it's good to be me.