Friday, October 22, 2010
Puddle of Mud
---If aliens are advanced creatures of higher intelligence why would they travel light years just to probe our buttocks? Couldn't they stay on their planet and make a plastic model?
---If comedian Dane Cook were no longer allowed to make jokes about genitals, would he still be considered funny?
---Did the advertising executives who created the ad campaign for Head-On finish last in their class?
---How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
See, not the ideas of a great Nobel thinker right now. But tomorrow that may change for I will be at the Festival of Reading. Maybe I'll get some new perspective on the things I have been trying to flesh out. Or maybe I'll come up with a series of new things to ponder. Either way, I need a nap.