Monday, October 17, 2011

Aunt Becky, You Shut Your Whore Mouth


I am tempted go all John C. Mayer on Aunt Becky's ass. Because I want to be #3 on Google entries about songwriters who are waiting for the world to change while they touch bodies of wonderlands.

I will use ellipses if I damn well want to. . . and there's nothing you can do.
By the way, US Postal Service, why the fuck did you think that an 8x10 one of a kind, limited edition, autographed print of a Land's End model slightly crazed, rhinestone-studded, chainsaw-wielding mother of 3, wife of The_Daver would fit in a 4x3 PO Box slot? 

4 comments:

  1. I love you and your ellipses....also I'm ellipse-addicted, so it is nice to know that I'm not alone.

    This picture totally rocks my face off!

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  2. I just stopped by because I wanted to personally thank you for your work on BB2G.

    And encourage you to rebel and use ellipses as often as you desire. :D

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