January is named after the Roman god Janus, know for having two heads so he could look forwards and backwards at the same time. If Janus was so good at seeing forward and backward, then it would have been nice if I'd gotten a heads up that I would want to drink away memories of today.
Tuesday 3, 2012--You suck.
Tuesday 3, 2012--You suck.
- The Kiddo can't return to school today because he is still, still, still sick. His illness has not resolved itself in a month and since a momma knows her kid best, I knew something more than just a 'viral infection' was up at this point.
- Made a fortuitous call at 7:45 this morning to discover that there was an opening at 11:30 at the pediatrician's. Perfect.
- Did a work assignment only to discover that the email address I was attempted to reach was coming back as undeliverable. WTF? I've done work for this person for the past 5 days. I'm expecting my first paycheck on Sunday, small tho it is, it'd be enough for half a tank of gas.
- I try calling this client. Contact him at both numbers. Realize that both numbers are forwarded to the same mail box. No big deal, right? I have to get the Kiddo ready for the appointment, return a few emails, and put out a few new feelers.
- Arrive at the doctor's 15 minutes early. After 45 mins told that the doctor is on call at the hospital. That's okay because I can just enjoy the honky-tonk Ebola reunion that's going on in the waiting room. Every boot wearing member in the county walks through the door smelling of stale cigarettes and Super Gulps. There is much hugging, number swapping, mucousy smokers coughs, and promises to get together. The tiny infant two chairs away is covered in such large spots that I can only hope the family dog has a bad case of the fleas.
- At quarter to 1, doctor arrives, chats with us for a few minutes, calls out a prescription, and we're back out the door.
- Grab a $2 Happy Meal for the Kiddo, pick up a few groceries and off to Wal-Mart to pick up the meds.
- Stand in return line for 10 minutes. Discover toy did not originate from Wal-Mart but SUPER Wal-Mart. They won't accept it. ~~~Sigh~~~~
- Wait at pharmacy window. 12 minutes til their lunch break is over.
- Window opens 5 minutes late. They haven't filled the prescription. Told it will be ready in 30 minutes. Know this is a lie because the same damn line is being spoken to 5 other customers. And there is only one pharmacist. I can do the math.
- Decided to go home and eat lunch. Having passed up high fat, high calorie Micky D's I am now so ravenous that I eat a monster roast beef sandwich, a bag of salt and vinegar chips, AND a dill pickle.
- Drop a tomato, squat to pick it up. RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP. I am now the proud owner of fully ventilated jeans.
- Try to call the client who owes me $$ a call. Once again, I get creepy, crappy voicemail.
- Do a bit of work, bundle the kid back out to the car. It's been 3 hours, the medicine must be ready by now.
- First and only person in line at the pharmacy and it's still ANOTHER 20 MINUTES! They have to mix the medicine. For the love of cheese and crackers!