|I'm damaged good. Naturally all women want to hump me.|
Old Spice (just cuz I luv the dreamy man your man could smell like man)
The Book of John
Ice Cream Cones
I'll let you know what that brings.
I'm going to introduce you to a new segment of my blog I'd like to call "News that Pisses Me Off (Because It's so Fucking Dumb.)" So without further ado:
News That Pisses Me Off
(Because it's so fucking dumb)
- First up, Bolton, England where a British
whorehousefitness group is offering a pole dancing class. FOR SEVER YEAR OLD GIRLS! I understand the way capitalism works. You make a product, no matter how dumb it is (see truck testicles below) and the consumer will by it, thereby you laugh all the way to the bank. Now here's what really pisses me off. It's not the "gym" that is offering the classes. It's the PARENTS that are allowing their pre-prepubescent innocent girls to attend these classes. I mean for Gods sake, why don't you just pimp them out of the street for an honest dollar if you want your child to have a career in pole dancing. That's every pedophiles wet dream come true. I'm not for Big Brother stepping into peoples lives, but in this cases, I'd be all for it. Do these assholes even realize what they are doing to these babies, turning them into sex on a stick when most of them can't ride in a car without a booster seat? For you parents in Bolton, England--You are sick fuckers!
- Apparently a cop in Bonneau, North Carolina had nothing better to do than to hand out a $445 ticket to a woman who had 'truck nutz/bull balls' hanging off the back of her truck. Here's the thing, personally I find those things juvenile, disgusting, and frankly, if you have to hang fake beanbags off your truck to prove something, you're overcompensating (i.e. men who drive fast, red sports cars). Citing an obscure public decency law, her trial is set for August 1. If he wants to play fair, what's good for the goose is good for the gander, why doesn't officer jackass pull over semis with naked lady mud flaps. Oh, that's right. Because he'd be too scared to do that.
It's late now, I've finished my rants. I should finish up a page I've been working on for The Band, but I think I'll make some cinnamon and sugar toast.