Conversation in the Diatribest household
"Momma, you are the bestest thing that has ever happened in my life."
"Thank you, Baby-Man"
"I'm all done with my shower."
"Okay, get dressed. The laundry isn't dry yet, so you don't have an underwear. Just put on your pj bottoms."
"I DON'T HAVE ANY CLEAN UNDERWEAR!
AGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
WORST DAY EVER!"
*snort* It's amazing how the little things can send them right over the edge. One day he'll thank you for teaching him to go commando. lol
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