|Hmmm...is it open foot, insert mouth? Or is it open mouth, insert foot?|
Take Brain Regan for example. (Note: this guy is totally family friendly and totally funny).
So you'll (hopefully) laugh and excuse/understand what I'm about to admit.
Not too long ago, I was at a very crowded, un-named mega store looking for everyday low prices on all the everyday items that I need or think I need depending if I've read the ad flyer. (Look, a microwaveable egg poacher! I don't eat poached eggs, but what if I have a guest someday who would request a poached egg! Then I could use my egg poacher! And it's only $2.50!) (NOTE: I do not own an egg poacher, but I know someone who did.)
Anyways. . . I was just about to turn down the cutesy Hallmark card aisle when I noticed a man in a wheelchair trying to do the same. I pulled back on my cart and motioned him to pass. He smiled and said "Thank you."
And what did I say? "YOUR PROBLEM!"
Yes, somewhere in that misfiring brain of mine I couldn't decide if I wanted to say, "You're welcome" or "It was no problem," so I came out with that darling gem. (IT'S YOUR PROBLEM THAT YOU CAN'T WALK! YOU'RE CRIPPLED AND I'M NOT! SO IT'S YOUR PROBLEM! NOT MINE!)
There was no recovering from that; mortified, I walked away.